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INSPIRATION IS GONE
Yes,ARC here to talk about the writers/coders/musicians/graphicians block.Yes,
that time when you suddenly get very depressed,stop doing anything creative
and start playing captain planet.People who think they have "lost it" can quite
often be found moping around Virgin looking at consoles,or more often,sprawled
on a sofa watching MTV and feeling useless.I,being a graphic artiste,am more apt
to the latter.Yep,you load up deluxe paint (substitute Deluxe Paint for Devpac,
Protracker or whatever),not really sure what you're going to do,play arouned
with the mouse for approximately 32.7 seconds and suddenly realise you can't do
anything.You then realise that you don't have any good games either so you load
up captain planet and ENJOY it.If this has happened to you,read on (or don't,as
the case may be.) So,what do you do?You read the top ten things to do when you
have temporarily lost it,that's what.Oh shit,I can't think of anything.Oh god,
I've lost it.Hmm,I wonder how much a megadrive is?
The ARC top ten things to do when you have temporarily lost it
1.Commit suicide.
2.Buy a megadrive.
3.Become a fascist and go around killing useless people (see number 1)
4.Kill everyone else in your group to avoid feeling guilty.
5.Get a lobotomy.
6.Listen to lots of 2 unlimited records (similar to number 5 only less painful)
7.Walk around Easons saying "yibble" to people reading H&E (the pervs).
8.Write letters to amiga format about how great captain planet is.
9.Sulk around your house,never going out,and not even bothering to hit things
in frustration.
10.Have some LARD (courtesy of Torch/LSD) -= What!!,we'll have less of that in
Amnesia please! =- PoLaRiS
Top ten ways to kill yourself (If you choose number 1)
1.Overdose on lard (not courtesy of Torch/LSD) -= SIGH =-
2.Eat until you colllapse under your own gravity and become a black hole,and
hopefully your Amiga will be sucked through it.
3.Have some arsenic on toast (yum)
4.Cover yourself in cotton wool and walk into an abatoir.
5.Go and stand in the backstreets of Tallaght and shout "Acid is a load of
shite" very loudly.
6.Attempt to have sex with an A590 while it is turned on.
7.Do an impression of a Glens vector(?) whilst on top of the empire state
building. -= Yeah! Go 4 it Green Beret! =-
8.Walk into FAST headquaters waving a syncro express around and pretending to
be a gazelle,shouting:"Wibblefnurkenhausen Piracy Rulz!"
9.Um..............
10.Oh shit.I can`t think of anything.Hmmm,I wonder what`s on MTV?...
ARC 92